precious like a flower

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via givingblowjobs)

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via feellng)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via givingblowjobs)

ghost-nappa:

boostopherpikewood:

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

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(Source: bruceykinns, via loganisaboss)